Cruising on the Gore 101

If the reference is lost on you, it means I’m surfing the Internet. Not that I have time to do it, but I’m too burned out today to give a crap. The Man is really beating me down today and I wanna play.

So I’m playing on the Internet. Fire me.

I have some blogs that I go to on a daily basis. FIAR happens to be one of them because he’s usually funny. But something happen to fmragtops – who (whom?) we all know is FIAR in disguise - and so FIAR’s site hasn’t been updated lately.

So I clicked on humor-blogs.com just to see. Then I joined because it seems like the thing to do. I like being a part of the “it” crowd and the “it” crowd is into joining blogrolls of some sort.

Yeah, I know my humor is about as funny as…

…well, it’s just not funny. That’s how bad it is – I can’t come up with a decent metaphor. Or is it a simile? Whatever.

Anyhoo – I joined humor-blogs.com. Then I clicked on this week’s featured blog. It’s a little something called Pointless Drivel. I should complain of privacy encroachment here because that title obviously came after he looked through my front window and listened to what Mrs. Redneck and I talk about.

Pointlesss Drivel. All the good names are taken. That’s why I’m stuck with Redneck Rants. I’m not a Redneck and I don’t Rant. I’m more like a Hillbilly Whiner. Or something.

Still with me? I hope so because there is a point to this. I’m getting there but I figured some detours along the way will help with teh funny.

Or not.

As I was over at Pointless Drivel, he’s schmoozing for votes over at the Blogger’s Choice Awards for the Best Humor Blog. He’s currently in second but I thought his stuff was actually pretty good (not the level of FIAR, JT,  or Misha, but funny all the same). So if he’s in second, who’s in first?

Boobs, Injuries and Dr. Pepper

The title alone makes me want to vote for her. I don’t care if she’s funny or not, but if she wants to talk about Boobs, Injuries and Dr. Pepper, she’s okay by me. It turns out, though, she’s actually funny.

You ever read a blog entry that made you laugh out loud? At work? And you’re by yourself? This post did that. You should read it.

Why haven’t you read it yet?

So my point is this. You go there now! Then go to humor-blogs.com. Then come back here and post some witty comment because my QOTW hasn’t been changed since…

…well, a long time. See? My humor blows.

But that’s okay. You’re humor swallows. So there.